Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Randomize
