i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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