you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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