Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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