Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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