Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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