you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I look better un-naked...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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