you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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