ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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