i just had sex bonerless
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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