I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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