Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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