I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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