How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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