make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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