Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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