I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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