those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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