lets start a swedish sibling band together
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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