Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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