you guys were way drunker than both of me
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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