quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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