Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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