Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It was like giving head to a cactus.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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