i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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