ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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