Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
