Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Shame is for Republicans.
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