we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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