..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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