We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize