she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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