Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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