...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
