even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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