I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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