Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I supernannyed him into submission
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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