You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
id be glad to
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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