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What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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