so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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