wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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