whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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