I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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