How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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