walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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