69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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