1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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