How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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