Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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