remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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