the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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