Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
