Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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