you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
tell me about the eggs
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