if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We don't watch enough power rangers
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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