I can't watch pbs sober anymore
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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