My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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