he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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