First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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